Say What?
Rant alert.
What follows is a rare public rant by Alton Gansky. You have been warned.
Any reader of this blog knows that I read a fair amount of magazines. I love ‘em. In fact—don’t tell anyone—but I’ve been known to spend more time with articles than books.
While flipping through one of my favorite mags, I happen upon an in-spine ad. That means they paid extra money for the insert. It’s a pleasant looking piece made interesting by the unusual size, coated, thick, stiff paper.
It caught my attention for another reason. Nestled among the bright yellow flowers and green leaves over a pale green background were two, industrial, electricity-generating windmills. You see, I’m one of those nut cases that believes we have a growing climate problem, so naturally, when something like sleek white, mighty windmills show up, I pay attention. In fact, it caught my attention enough to read the rather small print. Here’s what I read:
“We believe that the way to do business is as important as the way we brow our tobacco. That’s why being earth-friendly is a part of our everyday lives.”
Wha…What?
But there’s more.
“Whether it’s using wind power to run our offices, or contracting directly with farmers to grow tobacco using earth-friendly and organic growing practice, we’re dedicated to reducing our footprint on the earth.”
At this point, my mind did the equivalent of driving at freeway speeds and throwing the transmission into park.
Now here’s the irony. The Surgeon General’s Warning (which is required by law to appear on all cigarette ads) reads: Cigarette Smoke Contains Carbon Monoxide.
Carbon Monoxide!
That’s the stuff that kills people who run their cars in a closed, unventilated garage.
Carbon Monoxide.
To laugh or to cry.
If I understand this correctly, the company is proud of reducing the amount of carbon dioxide it produces while making small, cylindrical, carbon monoxide delivery systems, aka, cigarettes. (At this point, I’m tempted to list the other harmful compounds in cigarette smoke, but I’ll spare you.)
You should know something. The tobacco industry has no friend in me. The product they produce killed my biological dad; contributed to the death of my step-father, led to the death of my mother, killed my brother, and contributed to the death of my sister. Of the family I grew up with, I alone am left. In addition, because I grew up in a smoking home, I suffered respiratory problems as a child. There’s my confession.
It’s one thing for a tobacco company to say, “Adults can make up their own minds.” It’s another when the company says, “We’re eco-friendly. We’re committed to reducing our carbon footprint by using wind-generated power.” This is especially true when their product is a direct delivery system of carbon monoxide straight to the user’s lungs and blood.
So why did this bother me so much? Lots of reasons, but for purposes of this blog, which is dedicated to the use of imagination especially where it uses words, the burr under my saddle is the way the ad insults the reader.
I asked myself, “Do they really think I’ll be prone to buy cigarettes because they call themselves eco-friendly?” How can a company say we love the earth by producing a product that, when used as directed, poisons the user. Isn’t that, “Love the earth; hate the human.”
Creativity is a powerful gift and should be used to entertain, educate, involve, motivate, comfort, inspire and more. To use creativity to convince people to engage in dangerous behavior is a betrayal of the heart of public communication.
This company makes truthful statements apparently to mislead readers regardless of the proven harm it causes.
Should those who wield words be responsible for the outcome of such writing? Of course there is a limit.
Oh, by the way, the ad was printed on recycled paper. Sheesh.
This officially ends
the rant.
AG



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